So, I have to leave for work in twenty minutes, and I'm not even dressed yet but I wasn't sure if everyone had seen this.

HAWKEYE SPEAKS, YOU GUYS. FINALLY he gets to say something in the trailer. Also Maria Hill! THE QUINJET. MORE TONY/BRUCE INTERACTION. I WANT ALLLLLLLLLL THE TONY/BRUCE, PLEASE, KTHNXBAI ( Read more... )

Dear Scott Caan,

I really, really didn't need to find out about your naked manhood. Unfortunately, tumblr forced this upon me when I was searching for pics of your cute little bubble butt and now I CANNOT UNSEE IT.

Yes, Scott, I am blaming you for this. Why? Because you and Alex O'Loughlin have brought the gay with your damn cop show and made me ( Read more... )

oh, my dear wibbly eyed john sheppard. how i loved you. it's been so long, baby. too long.

*sniff*

i need some srs sga fic. like, yesterday. god, i've missed this fandom.

Thank you, my darling Captain Cardigan, for validating my ridiculous Good Cop, Bad Cop AU by saying just how bad you are with cell phones in that interview. Now I don't feel like such a douchebag by making them constantly go the way of the dodo in that stupid fic ( Read more... )

Dear Karl,

You are one smokin' hot, motherfucking sexy piece of ass and I would tap dat ass so hard they'd need the Jaws of Life to pry me off of you. Guuuuuuh. Stop being sex on legs for like, five seconds. Okay? FIVE SECONDS.

Owwww. You hurt my brain with your sexy manflesh. I hate you for being so hot you broke something.

Drooling,
me

Dear Zach,

Zachary, baby. I love you. Really, I do.

So when you do your 'evil troll that lives under the bridge and preys on the hearts of young virgins' impersonation, do you understand why this is unacceptable? Do you, you normally GQMF? Sometimes, baby, you make it VERY HARD FOR ME TO LOVE YOU ( Read more... )